I am happy
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
LAST WEEK OF HOCKEY IN NGEE ANN
Time flies like fireflies. ~You would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies~ Ok i can clearly picture sam singing it now. It felt like it was just yesterday when i blogged about me having a crush in hockey during the first training.
Omg and my lauguage totally cannot make it. Everyone will have to go through that ah lian or ah beng stage. Its nice to go back once in awhile to laugh at your past. I got into the team in my first year and warm the bench, First 11 on my second year, and now is nearing to the end of my third. So sad~ i am going to miss everyone in hockey!
Alright it is getting late. i will end off with,
~Lit up the world as I fell asleep~
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Red Bulls
Ngee Ann poly demolish Singapore poly 6 - 0 in polite hockey. I still remember that time we lost to them during the SRC carnival. We got our revenge back!
Revenge is sweet even if you are drinking ice mountain.
Monday, November 09, 2009
200th
I celebrated my number 200 post with a 1 - 0 win over TP!! WE won today!! But we could had done better. I was about to sleep playing last man. Sam's right. It is good that i got nth to do. Meaning that we are attacking very often.
SANDY GOOD LUCK FOR YOU A LEVELS!!!
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Sunday, October 18, 2009
I AM DONE!
A for Acknowledgment, B for Book ( The Lost Symbol ), C for Car.
I bet you are having a great time at MR BIG concert. Soon i will head down to fort canning to look for you. You my girlfriend. HAPPY BITHDAY!!!
Friday, October 09, 2009
ABC ---------- Z
I am very excited about the surprises i have installed for sandy. My surprises goes by A B and C. Wait maybe i should add Z cannot have the start and dont end right? I will review them on my blog after she have seen it all. Went swimming at seng kang swimming complex. The slides are quite scary but after awhile you just get used to it and dont feel a thing.
I dont want school to start, as i dont want to feel stress and study hard. Rhyming ok! I can be a poet! Can quit school go full time. ok enough. Think of the brighter side! School is fun and enjoyable. People from other country had to walk 5km. Start of the school, before and after lunch time and back home. 4 trips all together! We have a wonderful library to study in, spacious area to do our homework and air conditional room for lessons. I shall stop complaining.
I was doing funny questions on facebook. They asked me questions like what is the story of sandy? I wrote The Blood Donation. And the most famous question of all. What would you do if you knew that today is your last day? I wrote that i want to lose my virginity to my current girlfriend or date. Two words for wen hui? Metal smile. What does serbian think of you? HOT! HAHA! Too bad i am the one answering!
Alright that's all for today! BYEBYE!
Saturday, September 26, 2009
Friend's stage
Today i asked Sandy to give Gerard a call and meet up with him. She tried speaking in chinese to him which i really see the effort being made. I guess gerard dont even know we speak to each other in English! Although you said "your legs downstair" rather than "in between your legs" in chinese, i find it rather cute. After that i asked gerard got pass the test or not and he said yes! Sandy is like our clique can talk cock. However it is something very daring to talk cock with us because we are very good at it.
I want to introduce you to keng leong and wen lue some time later. Ok i am like showing you off but i just feel like it. Its quite heart warming to see you talking to gerard with joy and laughter. And both of you can even gang up and pretend scandalous infront of me. Haha!!
Falling for you Sandy Sum
Monday, September 21, 2009
Hockey / Floorball / Bicycle
Hockey
I went ngee ann with sandy to play hockey. I think she is talented! She can spin one round with the ball, hit, sweep, drag push and even dribble. Her drag push is so hard that i had to use my leg to stop.
What is the first thing she tried to learn on her first time in hockey? FLICK THE BALL! OMG! although it is not that far and high enough but the flick you did i dont think there is many girls around who has the strength to do that.
She can even beat me by lifting the ball over my stick. It sounds simple for a guy to do that but a girl on her first day in hockey! One more thing i like is your one touch slap shot at goal. You can hear the sound of the board 75 yards away! That shows how hard it is and you even asked me not to be the keeper cause you are afraid that you will hurt me. HAHA! Quite true, i will tend to lift my leg when i stop your ball. Scared! I guess your floorball background really helped.
Floorball
Quickly go steal a floorball stick from your school and we can play together! We will see who can flick furthest, slap shot hardest or even spin with the ball fastest! I can win your fran with lousy stick k!
Bicycle
Soon both of us will have our own bicycle and maybe we can ride to go fishing! I can ride to your house too! but abit lame cause i got bus concession. You can bring jose out too! I love playing with him!
Legend
Jose - Dog
Fran - Floorball Stick
Friday, September 18, 2009
Dr Wang liar!!
First day of attachment he said that top 3 students will get GPA 4. Results are out at 8.14am and only first place get 4. Second and third 3.5. I very angry cannot sleep. I WANT MY 0.5 BACK!! I guess from the first place i should expect a GPA of 3 then when i get 3.5 i would be happy already. Never mind i should look on the bright side. The 0.5 turned into my $50 kinokuniya voucher.
Monday, September 14, 2009
IA award
Went back to ST electronics to receive my 3rd place industrial attachment student award. I got $50 kinokuniya voucher, after that i went home to sleep. This coming friday i will be able to know my result! Pray hard on getting high GPA and prey on sandy later.
Monday, September 07, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
CALLED UP!!
OMG OMG today is one of the happiest day ever! I got called up for the moderation presentation for my attachment! Which means that i got a chance of getting distinction! Only 9 students from the whole batch is selected for it. I am very lucky to be 1 of the 2 selected from my company. The panel of judges or lecturers will be bigger and more stressful but I AM NOT SCARED! Because i know i am good with handling that situation. YES! But this time round i have to present on the technical aspects. I bet the other 8 student will be damn naggy and boring. I will make mine the most interesting presentation! I realise there is only one female lecturer. So i wont be able to use the art of seduction. Damn excited about it and so proud of myself! I want to share my joy with the whole world!!
Dont wory. If you are to cry again. Just look up to the sky and let the sun shine dry your tears. Because I wont be there anymore.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Walk the way of a queen
I need a new pair of hockey shoe as my current one is starting to talk to me. My another wishlist item is a new backpack. There is no reason why i want it because i just feel like buying it.
I woke up in the morning feeling blank. You know why? Because i had a great night. I am emo-ing for others who needs to mug for exam. What a kind soul.
I been going to church alone for the pass 2 months and i kind of like the feeling. When you see poeple with friends and families you dont feel lonely but you feel special about it. That is the only time where you can have the time of your own thinking about what you had done for the past week and what you want to achieve for the next. One of my secret dream in life is that one day i would be able to attend church with my wife and our 3 children. I guess that is all catholic boy's dream.
Friday, August 21, 2009
ATTACHMENT OVER!!
My final presentation was job well done. There should not be a problem for a GPA of at least 3. But i am hoping to score 3.5 and above. WA Yaonan talk big only. Later result release 1.5 only! Buy chicken rice also not enough.
My reports were all quite nicely written too!! Let me show you part it

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Monday, August 17, 2009
SSYC
I went to the toy convention on sunday. We laughed at the overweight cosplay sailormoon. She looked damn emo at one corner, so lost! It was as though she is looking for that burger she ate halfway last night.
Next stop is the guitar hero play set. The guitarist was DAMN COOL!!! He went on stage to perform the song BEAT IT by MJ and even played the solo tune. He moved he danced and he adjusted his specs. Yup he is just an onlooker who volunteered himself to play. After years of being pointed finger at during class, he finally got up! Now you copy paste the HE i mentioned earlier on to a 20 plus year old geek with 3/4 pants and slippers. Now you know what i meant by COOL. At least he did entertain the audience which someone on the stage should be doing. 364 days of being bullied 1 day when these people can shine.
I think i am damn bad for laughing. What a hypocrite i am. Its kinda sad to go to school in the morning and your motto for the day is to not get your head stuck in the toilet bowl by someone. After this blog post i guess i need donate my blood twice a day to repent my sins for bad mouthing.
My arms are getting very nau after all the office hours during attachment. Or is it because of all the nauh-ing by sandy. I guess not so i went to the gym today after so long! Felt better and healthier! Yup i used sandy but not "S" or "sand" to make it a braintwister for people to guess.
Its the 21st century! I think that men and woman should not be tied down by their status but trust and faith for one another. Ok i heard someone saying rubbish!! Fine i shall end my post. Good night!
Monday, August 10, 2009
Act blur but not blur
Sharon just asked me to update my blog!! So happy to hear someone so keen to read my blog entries. Cause i know my blog dont have many readers. Although i love reading people's blog but i would also like to tell everyone about myself even if there is only one reader left.
Kellyn changed the password for the xanga acc that i used to use for reading her blog. So now i cant read her entries and stuff like that. When people dont want me to read i will respect her decision. Right Tan Shi en? HAHAHA!! I know once in awhile you drop by but i think it is near to half a year since you changed your blog and not allowing me to know the address. Dont worry i had never asked anyone for it too. On msn, we average it out i think we talked once in every 3 months. We are still friends! I bet you will be damn shocked to see me mentioning about you.
I think this entry is kinda brave and daring. I used names and made it public. Once in awhile i got stabbed at the back too but i still put on a brave front. Just try not to confront the person and play along with her as if we are still friends. BIG HINT IS A HER!!! HAHAHA!! Happy go lucky. Pretending keeps you afloat. Act blur live longer.
HI 5!! anyone?
Saturday, August 08, 2009
Buckethead
There is a friendly match against SP for the girls but i am just too tired to go down and support. PY kept asking me to go and support them. I think i shall do it here. go ngee an~ go ngee ann~
Changed of topic*
YES! last week of attachment and there is a long weekend! whoooo~ smacks the butt of whoever walk pass me now* But i bought my work back home to do. CCTV coverage design. Need to submit to LTA by 12pm on tuesday. Cannot submit meaning i will have to burn in hell. Like you ask malay to eat pork, indian to eat beef and chinese to dig nose. Eh chinese dig nose quite shiok what. OK never mind. Later on is ngee ann vs alumini of PJC. I CAN DO IT! YES WE CAN!! wa damn gay~ My colleague put on mascara for me. Since it is her birthday so i allowed her to do so. My eyelashes were damn long! People even commented that my eyelashes very nice but it is fake. I had a hard time removing it cause i dont have make up removal liquid or whatever. OK BYEBYE!
~chants hair grow hair grow hair grow~
Wednesday, August 05, 2009
Met a stranger
So strange! Really! I dont know how to explain this situation i am in. I believe time will show me the answer. Still the happy me doing whatever i love. Thinking of what am i going to do when i retire time and time again. No stress equal to good health and good hair. I dont want to be bold when i get old. Damn confused! Alright i hope i dont hurt anyone in the process. Like i did the last thing.
Self centred selfish Benjamin Huang Yaonan
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
FIFA 09
What to do! Life is all about trying to guess and judge. My life? Go home after attachment play FIFA 09!! On monday i even went home during my lunch break to play! Normally i will make use of my long lunch break for ................... LUNCH LA THEN WHAT. Not anymore. OMG damn fun and exciting. I am a gamer already.No worries nothing to think about just purely playing and trying to win. Manchester United is the team i am managing in FIFA. I will lead them as the manager to glory!! GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED~ I remembered i had a mini manchester united fan with me before. Lucky star.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Rush home!
I reach home after my match at 8.45pm to catch harry potter on channel 5! We won NYP 2 - 0. Its the second time i am watching harry potter and the goblet of fire, but its the first time i knew what brand of laptop harry potter uses.

I want a hand massage
I just woke up on sunday morning. Later church, lunch, hockey match back home then back to work. Monday blue~ My body is aching especially my hand. I am left with 1 more month to the end of attachment!! After which i will be a free bird! Free bird meaning never wear underwear then walk around. whoooooo~ cooling ah~ NO LA!! i mean freedom like a bird! Yesterday's match was well played but we could had scored more goals. After the match i slack with gerard at same old amk. We talk cock drink bubble tea and talk about engineering stuff. WOW! how to dig tunnel through bukit timah hill using explosive and charges. And also the tactic on how to dig a underground MRT station. Alright that's all!
7 times 2 equal 14

Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Sunday, May 31, 2009
SRC 4 aside
For hockey people you should know what is SRC 4 aside. Nobody remembers loser but winner. We went so far beating NJC, PJC, MI, NYP but losing at the finals to SP. It was a disappointing evening and i felt hurt at that moment. We got so so so close in winning in the finals! That last sec goal cost us the $200! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Soon i will get this disappointment out of the way and I swear that we will win singapore poly in polite!
Played the whole of my saturday off and didnt win! Never mind at least i still got my girlfriend. She brave the sun just to support me all the way to the finals. Who else deserves my love? She's the only one.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Finger licking good frolick
I wouldn't say my 6 months attachment is a chore or silly thing but i guess i made the fun out of it. Making out with new friends, mostly older than me. Ya i got a liking for older woman and making out with them( Loves OL). I mean making new friends and learn about their experiences and thoughts. Sharing is caring, heard of it? not plagiarism.
Went back to school for meet the lecturer session and training. Dr Wang love my report i should say. He said my report is very detailed, some format problem nothing else, keep up the good work and i got nothing to worry about my final report. Yup yup i am aiming for GPA 3.5 this time round, working toward that SAF scholarship. Do you think it is a good deal? Monthly allowance of $700 for local uni study. However after that you need to work for them for another 4 years in SAF and $2800 for a start. Getting that government job, high pay, good life and wear that sexy uniform. I like the army formal wear ( light green short sleeve and dark green pants with shiny boots)
Do girl fancies man at work? having the liking of husband in uniform. Once they are back from work you just run to them at the door and start to make out with him with his uniform on? ok i am not a girl i wouldn't know. Like what my mum said, you talk very easy! I don't mind working my ass out training in the army. That's the only job that pays you to keep fit and healthy. I really really don't want to be fat when i get older. Some more i am starting to fall for frolick, which adds on to my ever expanding list of favourite food. I sound as if my business expanding, then later my company got listed. I don't mind having a recession for this, meaning i eat lesser. That's all guys!
OL - Office Lady
SAF - Singapore Armed forces
As if i am doing my report~
Monday, May 04, 2009
Labour Day
I wanted to just post all the pictures up on facebook but think of that, maybe it is too sensitive to someone or strangers i dont know. Not that kellyn and i took some naked photos or kissing photos but people will go like, you trying to hao lian you got a girlfriend is it or you think you very good looking or wa lao so mushy or you so ugly! Everyone got different point of view so it is best to post it on my blog. Only my friends will get to see them. Labour day? i think mine turn into a girlfriend day perhaps. Ok i sound so reluctant but i enjoyed myself.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
PASSED
I passed my driving test! Actually it is quite expected. Someone like me tall dark handsome clever fast hands good eyes good judgement quick feet smart high IQ high EQ nice smile white teeth small teeth nice hair just cut my finger nail and had my dinner. Of cause will pass la! On my Q list. 1) Kellyn 2) gerard yankah (amksian) 3) breda sherylnn wei hui. Oh ya! I left the driving centre too quickly never buy triangle plate, cant drive.
Thumbs up for hardcore GAY!

Sam and nette without eye liner.
Omg look at suren's hair!

