Friday, June 29, 2012

Men in uniform

From a recruit to officer cadet and finally an officer. I wanted to blog again because I didnt end my journey with a nice full stop the other time.

Recruit Huang
Intoxicated me during my first book out. BOTAK!! The time when my pretty girlfriend had her short hair. She is forcing me to blog about her.
Officer cadet graduating from Air force school. With my buddy, we shared the same bunk for half a year.
 Graduating top of the cohort in OCS
 And finally. HAHA!! Warning, wanting to smile but controlling may cause serious internal injury.
Once again my beautiful, sexy, tall, smart girlfriend in her long hair. Wow! she definitely looks good in both long and short hair. Feel so blessed to be with her.

(Can imagine my girlfriend pulling my ears when I am blogging)

Tuesday, January 04, 2011

Surprise!

The previous post I am still a recruit, now officer cadet. It shows how long I have not been blogging. I guess my next post will be commissioning already. Sorry to shock all of you but I am still with sam. 1 year already!!! Guinness book of yaonan's record! HAHA!

All my friends are going to POP this coming weekend. So excited to see them march the 24km to the floating platform like I once did before. My plans will be going to east coast park, rent a bike, cycle around supporting them till the very next day pa pa pa pa pa pa pa~ And I waddled away.
My road. (Can hear sad song playing from the background)

Monday, June 21, 2010

RECRUIT HUANG! KNOCK IT DOWN!

I will be enlisting on July 29! Yeah! Very comfortable date! I have 18 days after world cup finals before going in. By that time I will be bald and sam can join the "Bf in NS" club. I really cant wait to shave my hair off, so exciting and I have never done it before.

I wonder if sam will cheat on me and go off with another guy. I will turn gay if she does that! HAHA! just joking!

I have been working everyday and tomorrow is the 10th day straight. I am glad that my gf is not complaining. She can be independent unlike other girls I have seen.

Alright i am feeling sick now. I shall dig out some miracle water from the kitchen and hope i sleep it off.

Good night!

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Make up tutorial

What an innocent boy without make up. Happily taking the mrt home. la la la la~ la la la la~ yaonan's home~ ( Sing it in emo's song tune)Get your make up done by sam wong! Its free!
As usually yaonan will be the first in queue.
So here it goes.............

(Make out in progress)
So sorry!!! just an amendment
(Make up in progress)
Done with just eye liner and masnan. Passerby said: You spelled wrongly please! is MASCARA. Yaonan said: I know! I dont like. I prefer it to be MUSTNAN. GET IT GET IT? MAS(must) NAN(yaonan)


Omg my mum is going to love me because she always wanted me to be a girl.

Pose for the camera leh! Ok la anyhow!
Pose 1 : Anyhow


Since I want to pose, I might as well go all out!
Pose 2 : Take me home if not i am going to. (Listeners discretion is advised)


Pose 3 : This angle I confirm look great, and I am done!

Call me by this number : 29126? winks*

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

FACE-OFF!

I dont know why facebook is taking so long to load! I just feel like peeling off the face of facebook like face-off. RAH!!!

Thursday, April 01, 2010

You got it! I cant think of a title again

For this post i shall post some of my past and present photos. Tell me if i slim down or not. Winks* HAHA!
Handsome young boy!


Pictures are from young till now.
Back to prom night! What is with the "V" sign?
Aiyo~ Went to have a ride on ferris wheel with wen hui! So sweet! especially at the age when I think that wearing "ah beng strip prison tee shirt" looks super cool. And wen hui got attracted to it too! Because she is wearing ah lian little miss smth.

"Si diao i dont want to take picture" pose in the library

The Ah bengs with thumbs up!



First few lessons in ngee ann. Everyone got damn short hair!




Year 2 with students from common year engineering joining our course. She is one of them.


Time I spend in the library with cheryl and corrine. Cheryl trying to pretend that she got big boobs.




Second clubbing experience on py's birthday

And first club on my 18 years old birthday!!


I think i got the time line wrong. I am suppose to look better and better but i am not. Receiving colours award for sport's excellence.


Team photo! Rayson and soo keng both of them gaying me


Photo editing with classmates in the library


Ok! i know that! I did the "flower pose" again. Pardon me.


Act one innocent on christmas eve before we head out to drink untill we all merlion vomit!





Take one nice photo first before we all drunk and sleep on the road side later.



District 9 at 2am scandal! HAHA!! Ermmm your hair got something let me take it off for you. Wen hui: Are you hungry baby? Yaonan: Its ok, as long as you are with me, i will be full with love!





Pol-ite finals! HANDSOME YOUNG BOY ALREADY I BECOME! FULL WITH DRIVE!!





Yeah i look so slim there!





Last photo is "JUST FOR LAUGH"


Now you know why I always nag at you to cut your hair during year 1
NaNa, he is your benzo!

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Can i blog without a title? Because i cant think of one.

Legend

~ bimbotic aura




My blog is dead. Like seriously and totally~ Coming to that. Does bimbo apply to ugly people? Since bimbos have exaggerated interest in their own sex appeal. Oh my god~ I cannot imagine an ugly girl behaving like she is sexy~. Its so ............................. ( brain juice runs out ) whatever~




My life is so normal. Days spend with my girlfriend, at work and friends. Ok i think someone is saying. Change girlfriend again? or which girlfriend? or something like such a flirt! HAHA!! I am quite faithful right? Please dont say that to me! Ya right, a kettle calling the pot black. Sorry about that, I was talking to myself.




I cannot wait to get into the army, or in another word cannot wait to leave my girlfriend. HAHA!!! JUST JOKING!!! See my girlfriend so cute!




Poor me! See my sad face over there! Don't even have the appetite to drink my tea. Still full.


HAHA!!! JUST KIDDING!!!

Oh and my girlfriend's latest Vlog is really cute. You should check it out but i am not gonna give you the link. HA! BYE!

Thursday, February 18, 2010

EXAMS!!

I catch pussy jackass and the thunder thief with muthu saminathan. HAHA!! Love that ice cream! Sam and darryl's modification of the movie's title by the way. Back home and i am watching bitch fights on America's next top model. I cannot wait for exams to be over by next friday. After which will be freedom, freedom and more condom. Just joking! Wanted to test if you are paying attention when reading.

Monday, February 15, 2010

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If you are looking for cheap iphone accessories. You can check out my brother's online shop.

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You can contact me with any enquries too!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

2kg

Went to Seoul garden and ate the soul out of us. We were so full that when we reach yan kah's car everyone was resting on it as though we are competing for the subaru WRX challenge.I told Sam that Seoul garden can wind up their business after the amount we ate. That is the same reason behind the closing of Seoul garden in ang mo kio a few years back. Finally i am done with all my assignments and going into the last lap of my polytechnic life, exams.

Watched American idol. Katie perry is my favourite judge. I guess you got it right. Its her big eyes and not forgetting jumbo boobs that made her my favourite judge.

Squirts*

Friday, February 05, 2010

I wake up in the morning and something flare up

Feeling so great. My school is awesome! When there is test i studied, when there is lab test i practiced, when there is Under 21 hockey match we won. What else can i ask for? Orgasm? That one sam will take care of it dont worry. HAHA!! joking. 3am in the morning and i am talking nonsense. Whooooooooo~ Going back to sleep. Good Night! Wet dream!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Smell

I always dont know the real meaning behind being together with someone.

Being together is TO GET HER.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

10 years

The last time i went overseas was 10 years ago. I will be going to KL on DEC 28! Damn excited for it. Excited till you feel like stripping naked and run wild. I am going with sam. We can shop till we drop, try the club, night market and even suntan. Year End Sale (YES!)
I cant wait for common test to be done with. Start on my new maple career! Gym to get a body of taylor lautner and not get fat.
Need to wake up early for studying tomorrow. I want to do well for my common test! NO I NEED!! Pursue my dream! RAH!! alright good night blogspot.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

NYP VS NP. My last match

http://redsports.sg/2009/11/21/nyp-np-hockey-2/

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Summer Fling Is Over

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

LAST WEEK OF HOCKEY IN NGEE ANN

Time flies like fireflies. ~You would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies~ Ok i can clearly picture sam singing it now. It felt like it was just yesterday when i blogged about me having a crush in hockey during the first training.

Omg and my lauguage totally cannot make it. Everyone will have to go through that ah lian or ah beng stage. Its nice to go back once in awhile to laugh at your past. I got into the team in my first year and warm the bench, First 11 on my second year, and now is nearing to the end of my third. So sad~ i am going to miss everyone in hockey!

Alright it is getting late. i will end off with,

~Lit up the world as I fell asleep~

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Things we do before polite, Sam and nette WITHOUT EYE LINER!

Flim hockey gay porn.

Thumbs up for hardcore GAY!

Living together since 1417. Vote for gay marriage!




Faster drink, after the girl's game no more already.


When we were young,


Sam and nette without eye liner.




Omg look at suren's hair!

Red Bulls

Ngee Ann poly demolish Singapore poly 6 - 0 in polite hockey. I still remember that time we lost to them during the SRC carnival. We got our revenge back!
Revenge is sweet even if you are drinking ice mountain.