LOST!!!

tolm is my DNT paper and i just found out tt i lost my DNT textbk. YES!!!! all i can do now is pray to GOD tt tonight got one robber go to yckss and steal the sec 3 DNT paper. then tolm they tell us to go home no exam le. WHO TOOK MY DNT TEXTBK? it must be those F&N students or art students cos they jealous tt DNT students so slack still can get A1. example r like nish and carmen just go in the class and rot. then when we get report bk 1st in level. those nerd nerd dnt student study till 2am get 2rd only. if i were them i will kill myself nonono kill nish and carmen first then later on kill themselve. i also can get 1st in level is tt i dun wan to get myself killed. all the good result goes to mr tan (dnt teacher) la. we just need to sit on our chair and stare at the whiteboard then *magic*. whole class result, lowest is B3 and highest of cos A1 la. For me DNT equal to aircon room, free period, play computer, scare nish with sfogs, toilet break ( i miss toilet roll burner sia), throw paper plane, and in the end report bk comes with an A1 and $20. A1 in the report bk for me is equal to $20. cos mum said one A1 $20 two A1 $40 and so on. i will donate the $20 to those nerd tt killed themselves. i so holy maybe i choose to become a priest then jedi knight.




Above r Yaonan thinking(nonsense)only those words tt r inside the (__) is true including the (nonsense) :)

Star wars

Two more days to Star wars 3 but Ten more days for exam to end. Who wan to watch with me after exam? how about Anakin? cannot cannot he got light sabre later police catch. nonsense nonsense....

PAPER PLANE!!!

TODAY duing DNT nish and i play paper plane throw here throw there then nearly hit mr tan(dnt teacher). the paper plane nish keep till end of the day haha confirm ma the paper plane folded by me bear to throw it away meh. today nish called me Yaonan kor kor!!! suddenly i found tt i am old enough to become a priest or jedi knight le.

i kana bully by gal

SI jia lan and mei qi (monkey) tell me my hair got something then thought girls so nice help me take off then go hit my head. lucky u all run away or u all no need to go home with your hair le like chen chong (did i spell it wrongly) like tt. botak!!!

YES!

STAR WARS 3 COMING SOON!!!!!!! my dream going to come true. my light sabre r ready.

weather

Rain rain come again come again another day. today weather so cooling!




today no cat. class so came home early. later i going to watch soccer then go slp, slp le do hw then study then slp again. weather is too good dun slp wasted

Jedi knight

played soccer today rite after sch. sweat so much tt my whole uniform look like just came out of the washing machine. so went home with wet shirt as i forgot to bring my pe. went home with keng leong take 269 then 261. thought my mum will scold me as my uniform is so dirty and wet but she ask me eat le ma. yesterday i was late for 6.15pm mass so when i went in ppl looked at me. ppl only late ma need to stare stare meh. next time when i become a priest i will stare at all of u back. if they ask me bless them i will take out my light saber and cut off your head and say may the force be with u. i think i should not be a priest la i should be a jedi knight. so cool take the light saber and u r the boss. take your light saber throw here throw there a few head will drop off their body.



Chua Ngee Ngee ask us to do dialogue and i think this is a nice piece one work


John: hello boss izzit?
Boss: ya
John: i am sick cant go for work today.
boss: whenever i am sick i will have sex with my wife and it really work
John: ok!

2 hrs later..........

John called boss again

John: it really work! i am ok. u got a nice house and i like your bed too


Dialogue from wei hong's fone

sian!!!!!!!

i must clear all the things in my mind!!!!! so that i can become a priest. haha jk. clear my mind to get prepare and study for my exam. i got a sms!!! go study. after seeing tt two words i decided to throw my fone aside and STUDY hard. don tink of anything, anyone or any any any any any any mmm..... anyone again (cannot tink of anymore any) i got enough problem last few days le. after getting tt two words i am able to take out all my "prepare for exam item" start to go home straight after sch, off my fone, lock myself in the room and take away my mouse from the computer (so tt i cannot use it). And start my priesthood life!!!!!



But where do i start?